A message said and a message sent ( hopefully )

 

mein Raj hoon

Shahrukh wala nahi ;

 

mein Cricket khelta hoon aur har din do picture dekhta hoon 

har Hindustani ke jaise Virat or Salman ka fan hoon  



mein RG ki  marta hoon kyunki mein samajhdaar dhinkna chahta hoon 

Aur phir shaan se apna vote m**i ko deta hoon 



Agar social media par ladhna hai tho mein khada hoon

baahar milogay tho mein bhaaghi billi hoon



mein gays par hasta hoon lekin 

andar se jalta hoon;



mein ladkiyo ke character par ungli uthata hoon

magar sirf unke jo mujhe reject kar jati hain;



lekin agar mujhse sachh poocho ..tho sacchi baat ye hai 

 bhai ki..

 Mein k*min* hoon.



mein Gaadi se Bahar kachhra phekta hoon 

kyunki mein swachh bharat ka tax pay karta hoon



mein apne aap ko sacha hindustani manta hoon


kyunki mein P*kista* ki maarta hoon.



mein p******li istamaal karta hoon 

kyunki mein religion ko Business banne deta hoon



mujhe nahi pata ke mein apne bare mein kya sochta hoon 

Magar duniya jo soche or Kahe.. mein unke liye jeeta hoon  



Magar sachh toh yeh hai bhai….

Mein ek number ka k*min* hoon

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